I tried really hard to think of something for this. I thought about the fact that people do everything for me, but that's not as cool as it sounds. If I have an itch and everybody is busy, I have to wait. Then I have to tell them exactly where it itches, which is like leading a blind man across the freeway.

Then I thought about the parking. But that is so overdone it's gotten annoying. When you start seeing MySpace quotes and bumper stickers that say, "I'm in it for the parking," you know it's turned into a cliche. Seriously guys, it was mildly amusing for all of five seconds. Stop it. Besides, the spots aren't all that great anyway. The only reason I use them is because I need space for the ramp.

There's really nothing about my condition that I wouldn't gladly give up to be normal. Hell, I'd be happy with complete use of my arms.

So anyway, the best part? Not a damn fucking thing

Posted by HotWheelz at 6:35 AM

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